FLU... huhuhu

It's a new year and I have a bad case of flu. HAYYZZZ. 

I am sooo tempted to be absent from work but my damned "dedication" runs too deep in my blood. I know that if I were to be absent, I would still nag my OIC to report to me every after 2 hours. Which would also mean that I would stay awake the whole damned night (our shift is 3am-12pm).

Hu-hu-hu /dignose

Last night, I really had a severely clogged nose and my throat was really, really sore...then I had to get an escalation:

Blogger: Tei khyu fo holling, dih ih Viha, supehvaysoh on dhuty, how meh I hehlp whyo today?

Customer: What the fuck? Who the hell is this? Is this the supervisor?

Blogger: Yheh ma'am! How meh I hehlp whyo today?

Customer: I don't understand a goddamned word! Give me your freakin' manager!

Noooooooo! /no

Hay Lord. Help me.

Libido Meter? Har Har har

Your Lust Quotient: 47%

You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it. Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild!

How Much Lust Do You Have?

My Monster Mom

My mom has turned into a monster, a teenage monster at that. HAAAAAYYYZZZZ!!!

Everytime I come home and look for something to eat, my siblings would say that mom has no time to cook coz she's out with her "barkadas", playing bowling.

At first, I just shrug and do the cooking meself. 

But lately, her "escapades" has become too often to ignore. GRRRRRRRRRRRR.

She even borrows our clothes! Clothes that are meant for teeny boppers to boot! She frets about her nails every gawdamned morning. She asks me to buy her jeans and shoes and shirts  every pay day. I don't mind spoiling her... but sometimes, even saints have their limits.

She even has this craze for playing loud music early in the gawdamned morning! 7am? Hell No!!! When I say early morning, I mean 4am.

I often feel like I'm looking at myself 5 years ago. Teen and green. O.M.G.

Ok...so I am glad that she's now primping often and does not look like a dishevelled damsel all the time. I'm also glad that she's not just sitting in front of the TV from morning till dusk. She now hasa sport and that's good coz she'd stay healthy and away from the dangers of heart attack. 

I've been praying before that if God could give her a different focus so that she does not become too depressed everytime Dad leaves. Our Dad is based in Davao and only comes home once in 2 months.

I've been praying... and I really thank the Lord for granting this request...

But man! I didn't ask for a TEENAGE MONSTER MOM!

It's the day before Christmas...and here I am checking...

You Are 52% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

How Evil Are You?

TABBY

Ang bunso ng pamilya...si Tabby.

Siya'y inampon namin nung mga bandang July.

Naalala ko pa nung gabing yun...lahat kaming magkakapatid (Ako, si Jun, si Roan at ang pinsan naming si Girly) ay nasa labas ng bahay. Nag-aantay sa isa pa naming kapatid na ni si Siera...

Nasa kanya kasi ang susi...para tuloy kaming mga kawawa sa labas, nakasimangot at nayayamot nang nag-aantay.

Nang mga sandaling iyon...bigla akong may narining na umiiyak...

Blogger: Jun, narinig mo yun? Ano yun?

Jun: Wala...baka may naglalaro lang.

Roan: Bakit? Ano ba yun?

Blogger: Ewan ko ba...parang may umiiyak na bata...

Girly: (tahimik lang)

Jun: Wala...anyakamet...nag-i-imagine ka na naman.

Maya-maya'y umakyat mula sa ibabang palapag ang magkapatid na si Dan at Tyrone. May hawak hawak silang handbag. Iwinawasiwas ni Dan ang hand bag na parang salagubang sa ere. At dahil sa mejo maliit si Dan, nawala siya sa balanse at napaupo siya sa semento. Kasabay nito'y nahagis ang hand bag sa may paanan ko...

Muli kong narinig ang parang umiiyak na bata...

Blogger: O, Dan...ano toh? (Sabay nudge sa handbag gamit ang toe ko - kumaluskos ang bag...)

Napatalon ako sa gulat...akala ko'y daga...haler, kadiri kaya ang makagat ng house rat noh...eeeew!

Ngunit nang makita na talaga namin ang nasa loob...

At hayun na nga...duon na nagsimula ang talambuhay ng aming kuting na si Tabby. Bininyagan namin siyang tabby dahil napulot namin siya sa tabi-tabi. 

Si Tabby...ang bunso ng aming pamilya.

Subalit nitong Nobyembre... ang minsang ihatid niya si Roan sa may sakayan ng jip (para kasi siyang aso... naghahatid pag may umaalis sa amin sa bahay...)

Hindi na siya muli pang nagbalik sa aming tahanan...

Hay...san ka na kaya, Tabby?

No Gifts Yet

Last Year and the year before that, I have always managed to complete my shopping list by the 2nd week of Christmas.
This year, I honestly do not know if just me not having time or if it's me not feeling the usual magic of the season.
SIGH.
I gotta get rid of this "feeling"... whatever it is.
Damn!

Quiz, anyone?

Nothing better to do...
I've already exhausted my eyes by reading 2 pocketbooks today.
I've gone through my usual rounds in my friendster page.
I've clicked into a site and found an interesting online quiz.
Ahahha...
I'm not sure I wanted to agree with the results... but what the hell...

Are you still in love with your ex?

You still miss them. You're not crying yourself to sleep, but your ex does come across your mind now and then. You wonder if they're thinking about you sometimes, and they probably are, but you still keep talking to new people. The memory of them doesn't paralyze your heart when it comes to love. So just wait and see where you end up, where ever that is it's meant to be.

Fun quizzes, surveys & blog quizzes by